I have heard the whispers from every darkened corner. “Join Scentsy!” they say over and over again. I hear the words quite clearly despite the low volume in which they are uttered. Although I do not see the speaker of this command I sense he or she is not all together unthreatening. In fact the speaker of these two words might even be benevolent. But I cannot say for certain. The only thing I do know is that the owner of the voice wants me to do this thing for some mysterious purpose.
Some times I think I have gone mad for I have begun to hear this voice in my dreams. “Join Scentsy!” it tells me day in and day out. I wonder for what purpose it wants me to join this entity known as Scentsy. I also wonder how I would go about the task of actually joining. I have only the vaguest of appreciations as to what exactly this Scentsy is and what I would be doing if ever I actually join its ranks. I have seen their website and it seems to be some kind of going concern engaged in the business of selling products which emit various distinct fragrances. I suppose if I joined I would become some kind of sales associate. From what I gather I could make my own hours and maintain a certain level of freedom whilst under its employ.
The mystery remains. Who is the author of this voice and why does it want me to do what it tells me to do? My tormentor refuses to show his or her face. I do not suspect he or she ever will. But on that day when I finally solve this bitter mystery I shall climb to the roof of my house and proclaim it loud for all the world to hear.